# Funny Discord & Steam OC Copypasta from 2016-2018

> Dedicated to an Australian Melbourne Battler dear to me

- I See Any Real-World Friends As A Threat. If You Form Close Social Connections With Anybody Who Is Semi-Attractive You Are Cheating On Me And Need To Be Exterminated Like A Cockroach. You Know What That Means. You'll Be Eradicated From My Steam Community Profile Comments Section.
- Please Do Not Remove The Steam Community Heart Emoticon Which Links To My Steam Community User Profile From Your Steam Community User Profile Or I Will Not Speak To You For A Week, And I Will Set My Steam Community User Profile To Private.
- If You Do Not Skype Call With Me For At Least 12 Hours Per Day Consecutively I Will Sell The Counter Strike GLobal Offensive Weapon Skin U Bought Me. This Is Your First And Only Warning.
- If You Stop Using Your Matching Anime Avatar That I Custom Made For Us On Steam Community I Will Break Up With You.
- If You Do Not Respond To Me Because You Are Too Busy Playing Counter Strike I Will Break Up With You.
- If You Voice Chat With Anybody Else Without Me Present I Will Threaten Suicide Until You Block Them On All Media
- Please Do Not Make Fun Of My Internet Relationship Or I Will Grab Your IP Address And Feed It Into My $40 Per Month Subscription Hackforums Shell Booter Until Your Network Router Catches On Fire So You Will No Longer Be Able To Connect To The Internet Ever Again.
- Just Punched Out My Mother's Windshield Out Of Pure Rage .. Look What U Have Done To Me U ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥ .. Look At My Hands .. These Scars,,.. After All This U Cheated On Me, And Why.. Because I Jerked Off On Skype Webcam With A Cute Trap From Bulgaria ..
- And Because I Hooked Up With Somebody On Craigslist (m4m Anonymous Gloryhole Vacuum Cleaner Suck For Men Only).. So ♥♥♥♥ing What.. It's Only Fair, After All, You Put Our Skype Call On Hold.. You Cheating ♥♥♥♥. Look What You've Done.
- And Because I Hooked Up With Somebody On Craigslist (m4m Anonymous Gloryhole Vacuum Cleaner Suck For Men Only).. So ♥♥♥♥ing What.. It's Only Fair, After All, You Put Our Skype Call On Hold.. You Cheating ♥♥♥♥. Look What You've Done.
- Once A Cheater Always A ♥♥♥♥ing Cheater, Some Things Never Change.. How Dare You Cheat On Me. I'm Going To Overdose Tomorrow Night And It's Because Of You.
- I Only Date People Who Are At Least 16,000 Kilometers Away From Me, A Distance Virtually Uncloseable In My Lifetime. I Do Believe It Will Work Out Though, Our High School Drop Out Level Educations And Dead End Jobs Will Allow Us To Move In Together, Then I Can Be A Cute Trap Wife
- ..you are dead to me. you ♥♥♥♥ing SNAKE you back stabber i can’t believe I once called you my brotha don’t ever talkto me again you snake Trust no one Tupac shakur said I should have listened everyones just a snake and fake nowdays everywhere you go they’re not a real friend you were once my brotha now you just rob my house while I’m fast asleep you coward you and Drummond steal my stuff my 2008 afl trading card collection aaron sandilands star wild Fremantle dockers.
- my portable DVD player I found at eltham train yard my sister caitlin you took her I’m coming for you @BPD_GOD we used to drink almond milk together at Brighton beach every Sunday then go to broadmeadows recycling plant now you steal my laptop the same one we used to watch janoskians videos on YouTube together in 2012 at camberwell skatepark now you rob my house and filmed it all on Facebook live stream on a go pro
- Experimenting on other human beings? You'd do something like that? Are you some sort of fucking sociopath? Who have I known for the past 7 years of my life?
- come find me..you know where im at so come find me you dogs no more mr nice Guy you wanna scroll past my steam profile without commenting a cute unicode heart without saying Heart suitHeart suitHeart suitHAVE A GREAT WEEKHeart suitHeart suitHeart suit
- How is everything going you wanna be a big man on your private stream group with your boyfriend you want to DDoS my internet connection you want to copy and paste around chatlogs of us ERPing
- back in the old days you want to share photos of my legs all those people laughing at me making fun of the RompaStompa you think im scared because you bought devnull a few times and you know grumbles i shoot cum ropes harder than your wholecrew im coming for you all and that includes you @BPD_GOD you boneyard dog ill see you when i see you
- My Best Friend Who Has Helped Me Through Various Difficult Situations For Absolutely Nothing In Return Who Has Never Used Me For Any Material Gain Has Admitted To Me That They Have Less Empathy Than Most People Everything I Know Is A Lie I Am Friends With A Sociopath Manipulator
- U Are Valid  U Are Loved ..  But Please Do Not Showcase Symptoms Of Your Mental Illnesses  Or I Will Abandon You Forever
- seriously noone wants to fucking erp with me are you serious? I am the cutest trap in this fucking thread and I'm on hrt and have at least b cup breasts.
- if you fucking anons don't get your shit straight and message me begging for my [REDACTED] cock I will fucking cut myself only after taking all of my hrt in one go. I'm only charging 5 fucking dollars for my little trap cock and 10 for a video call~!
- you can jack off all you want I don't care how fat or how old you are as long as you have a fat long cock that can rupture my asshole and throat.. if we get close enough I'll even send you pictures for free. at that point we'll be dating and if you cheat on my I wont send you pictures of my cock but pictures of my bloody wrists because THATS WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE